Breaking News: Bunny Gets New Hairdo

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Although Bunny decided to get a new hairdo last Monday, he never really came around to doing it until today.

"I went for the Fluffy and Cute Look," says Bunny, "I thought it would make me look more kind and loving to the populace."

Bunny certainly does look a lot more cuddly, but now he has to use extra conditioner and a blow-drier in the morning.

"No gel is necessary," Bunny explains, "I just use extra conditioner before bed, and when I wake up I get my hair a little wet, then use a blow-drier. It works perfect to get all that fluff showing. If I didn't care that much about my fur, my fur would hang down instead of puff out. If it were to hang down and not puff out, I wouldn't look as cuddly and kind."

Bunny goes about his usual business, except for the fact that some people stare as he walks by. Some people even laugh.

"I like to bring humor to the people," Bunny concludes.

Signed,
Bunny News Team

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Dan shows true colors

Recently Mr. Ong has posted on his official website threats against his opposition. Here is the exact wording of what he said:

"Alternatively, his opposition would be placed on the "Bad Bunny list" and banished to the "Tickle Island"."

We here at Bunny HQ believe that in doing this Mr. Ong has shown his true colors. Although we adhere to a policy of avoiding trash talk, this particular statement is too flagrant for us to ignore. Don't buy into his threats, vote Bunny 2008 and keep dictators like this out of the oval office!

Signed,
Bunny HQ Support Team

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Bunny seen parading through Main Street at Disneyland

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The last time we saw Bunny, he was handing out food to the homeless people in New Orleans. Now he's at Disneyland, parading through Main Street and giving people speeches on how Energizer Batteries are better than "cold fusion power."

"Energizer Batteries," Bunny says, "are not just any battery. They last longer than Duracell, and they just keep going, and going, and going... They also are better than "cold fusion power". Energizer batteries, on the other hand, allow you to keep going for hours upon hours."

Bunny continues to give speeches on other topics, such as how Ford is better than Toyota.

"Ever seen that sign that says: 'There's no "E" in Toyota?'" Bunny says, "well there also isn't any 'F' in it either, which appears to mean that because Ford does not have any 'E' in it and does have an 'F,' we see that Ford must be better than Toyota."

Finally, Bunny is almost out of Disneyland, and can continue on his long journey throughout the country. But he has one last statement to make.

"I also would like to conclude that cats are better than dogs, because cats will roam about your backyard(if well trained) and will not run after hot-dog cars. In this way, cats can be considered better than dogs."

Now Bunny appears to be continuing on his way to South America, but will most likely be stopping by in some other country. We look forward to seeing where Bunny stops next.

Bon voyage, Bunny!

Signed,
The Bunny News Group

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Bunny Announces New Policy

After reviewing the website provided by his competition, Bunny has decided to announce a new policy decision. Rather than stoop to the low level taken by his competition, seen here, Bunny has decided not to attempt to constantly demean his opponents.

Signed,
Bunny

Bunny Spotted Giving food to the Homeless in New Orleans

After the end of Hurricane Katrina, thousands were left homeless in the streets without the basic necessities of life. In a recent attempt to garner support from the black communities of America, bunny has started a food drive.

This picture above shows him personally dealing out pancakes to the homeless.

In one stunning blow, bunny has pushed aside all competition in the hurricane-ridden city of New Orleans, USA.

Bunny is expected to continue his food drive to other homeless-ridden towns across the World, and his next stop is rumored to be somewhere in South America.

Adios!