Col. Bunny

In addition to his many other favorable attributes, Bunny also has one thing none of the other candidates can claim: a distinguished military record. He served his country overseas in multiple conflicts, sustaining a wound in combat. Later, he led a battalion of troops, and was eventually discharged honorably. This experience has uniquely prepared Bunny for the position of leading the free world.

Here we see Bunny risking his life to assist his fellow soldier in the face of the enemy:




We here at Bunny HQ salute all Bunny's fellow veterans on this Veteran's Day.


- MIHB -

UPDATE ON FREEDOM OF SPEECH

The comment mentioned in this post has not only been deleted but flagged as "offensive" by the Yerzy campaign. Come on guys? How low can you go? We might understand if you deleted because you didn't want it on your website, but lying in an attempt to cover it up?

As close to the original text as possible (due to memory):

"If you want a candidate that doesn't stupe to mudslinging, vote bunny today!

http://bunny08.blogspot.com"

- Bunny's Office of Truth

Freedom of Speech?

In recent times one fact has become obvious to us here at Bunny HQ. While this may come as a shocker to our readers, it is in fact, fact. Do not panic, do not fall out of your chair like I know you will do. Ok, so maybe telling you not to fall out of your chair won't actually do anything, so lets get to the point.

Bunny is now the only candidate who supports Freedom of Speech.

Yes, that tenet of American freedom, the basis for our liberties, and the fact that has made America the awesomest nation in world is not supported by either candidate.

How do we know this? Let us examine the policies of the other two candidates.

Daniel Ong has openly come out and clearly stated that he does not support Freedom of Speech. Nuff said. Apparently he's stealing his self-proclaimed awsomeness from America.

Chris Yerzy on the other hand, is not quite so obvious about it. Recently, one of Bunny's many fans has posted a helpful comment guiding a concerned reader to our blog in order to show them Bunny's integrity and honor. This comment was deleted. Clearly Mr. Yerzy doesn't support Freedom of Speech anymore than Mr. Ong.

All the more reason to vote for Bunny.

-Bunny's Office of Truth

Proof of Cheating

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In case you haven't noticed, a couple of the Pictures in Daniel Ong's blog clearly show photo shopping; Two pictures show Arnold Schwarzenegger standing at the podium with Daniel Ong at his side.

You can tell by the white outlining of Daniel Ong and Arnold Schwarzenegger in those pictures that it is photo shopping. That is our evidence. And you may also note that in the top picture Arnold would never go to the podium like that.

The reason we tell you this? To warn you.

Signed,
The Bunny News Team
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? Questions ?

If you have any questions for Bunny, please email them to the following email address:

bunnysecretary@gmail.com

Thank you

Signed,
The Bunny News Team

Bunny Announces First Endorsement

Bunny has recently announced a new policy shift for his administration. A humor blog read daily by many members of his party will receive his official endorsement.

The Blog, Funny Class Notes, has been Bunny's favorite humor blog for quite a long time now. If Bunny is elected, the blog will receive $500 towards its goal of overtaking Daily Kos.

Signed,
Bunny's Chief of Staff

Big think tanks support Bunny

THE CAPITAL--As of today the FANAORS,FAERIE,FAEREOU,FAERI,FAHFKE,FAWEKJE,FAERKJAH, and the prestigious FAWER organizations have come out in support of Bunny in the upcoming election.

Their support comes as no surprise to Bunny and his associates because they know that in the end MIHB (Morality! Integrity! Honor! Bunny!) will win.

The latest real time polling data which unlike some other polls can be seen on the site puts the Integrity and Honor of Bunny above Ignorance and bad-mouthing.

The MIHB press

"Bumber" Stickers and Sleazeballs

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Let it be known that Daniel Ong charges too much for their "bumber" stickers... What is a "bumber" sticker anyway? I know what a bumper sticker is, but not a bumber sticker. The cost per "bumber" sticker: a $10,000 donation. Let it also be known that Daniel Ong's staff has also called the people of America sleazeballs!

Signed,
Bunny News Team
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Bunny Gets Official Seal

In order to promote the general awesomeness, Bunny has adopted a new personal seal. Look for this seal on all of Bunny's official announcements, decisions, and press releases. If you don't see this seal on one of those, it's not legitimate.

The Seal:

Specifically, posts with the following labels are not legitimate without the seal:
Policies, Announcements, Official Decisions, and Press Releases.

Signed,
Bunny HQ Support Team

Breaking News: Bunny Gets New Hairdo

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Although Bunny decided to get a new hairdo last Monday, he never really came around to doing it until today.

"I went for the Fluffy and Cute Look," says Bunny, "I thought it would make me look more kind and loving to the populace."

Bunny certainly does look a lot more cuddly, but now he has to use extra conditioner and a blow-drier in the morning.

"No gel is necessary," Bunny explains, "I just use extra conditioner before bed, and when I wake up I get my hair a little wet, then use a blow-drier. It works perfect to get all that fluff showing. If I didn't care that much about my fur, my fur would hang down instead of puff out. If it were to hang down and not puff out, I wouldn't look as cuddly and kind."

Bunny goes about his usual business, except for the fact that some people stare as he walks by. Some people even laugh.

"I like to bring humor to the people," Bunny concludes.

Signed,
Bunny News Team

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Campaign Slogan 2

Vote for Bunny! Save the homeless!

Dan shows true colors

Recently Mr. Ong has posted on his official website threats against his opposition. Here is the exact wording of what he said:

"Alternatively, his opposition would be placed on the "Bad Bunny list" and banished to the "Tickle Island"."

We here at Bunny HQ believe that in doing this Mr. Ong has shown his true colors. Although we adhere to a policy of avoiding trash talk, this particular statement is too flagrant for us to ignore. Don't buy into his threats, vote Bunny 2008 and keep dictators like this out of the oval office!

Signed,
Bunny HQ Support Team

Campaign Slogan 1

Morality! Integrity! Honor! Bunny!

Bunny seen parading through Main Street at Disneyland

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The last time we saw Bunny, he was handing out food to the homeless people in New Orleans. Now he's at Disneyland, parading through Main Street and giving people speeches on how Energizer Batteries are better than "cold fusion power."

"Energizer Batteries," Bunny says, "are not just any battery. They last longer than Duracell, and they just keep going, and going, and going... They also are better than "cold fusion power". Energizer batteries, on the other hand, allow you to keep going for hours upon hours."

Bunny continues to give speeches on other topics, such as how Ford is better than Toyota.

"Ever seen that sign that says: 'There's no "E" in Toyota?'" Bunny says, "well there also isn't any 'F' in it either, which appears to mean that because Ford does not have any 'E' in it and does have an 'F,' we see that Ford must be better than Toyota."

Finally, Bunny is almost out of Disneyland, and can continue on his long journey throughout the country. But he has one last statement to make.

"I also would like to conclude that cats are better than dogs, because cats will roam about your backyard(if well trained) and will not run after hot-dog cars. In this way, cats can be considered better than dogs."

Now Bunny appears to be continuing on his way to South America, but will most likely be stopping by in some other country. We look forward to seeing where Bunny stops next.

Bon voyage, Bunny!

Signed,
The Bunny News Group

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Bunny Announces New Policy

After reviewing the website provided by his competition, Bunny has decided to announce a new policy decision. Rather than stoop to the low level taken by his competition, seen here, Bunny has decided not to attempt to constantly demean his opponents.

Signed,
Bunny

Bunny Spotted Giving food to the Homeless in New Orleans

After the end of Hurricane Katrina, thousands were left homeless in the streets without the basic necessities of life. In a recent attempt to garner support from the black communities of America, bunny has started a food drive.

This picture above shows him personally dealing out pancakes to the homeless.

In one stunning blow, bunny has pushed aside all competition in the hurricane-ridden city of New Orleans, USA.

Bunny is expected to continue his food drive to other homeless-ridden towns across the World, and his next stop is rumored to be somewhere in South America.

Adios!