Saturday, August 2, 2008
Quick Update
We feel we should tell you this: we think Bunny is headed for California to take a short break from all his work. He will be going around making speeches and doing food drives in a while. Thank you for following us along with finding Bunny. But now, we believe that we've finally caught up with Bunny and we may have some new pictures for you. Thanks again.
Signed,
The BNT
Signed,
The BNT
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Where is Bunny Headed Next? Part Four
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We are indeed very, very sorry that we have taken so long to post. But now we're back, and with interesting news. Supposedly Bunny has already been to Colorado, made his speech, and has gone on to do his Food Drive in Kansas that he was planning. But we were too late: Bunny had already finished his Food Drive.
If you're wondering why we have taken so long to post and why we keep missing Bunny, we'll tell you why. We admit now that our writers are rather lazy and most of our writers have completely forgotten about Bunny and our off doing other things. Also, as you may have noticed, our photographers have pretty much given up on taking pictures because there is no Bunny to take pictures of.
We're currently trying to find out what Bunny is up to and will get back to you later. But first, before we sign off, we'd like to say that we have Bunny's speech that he made in Colorado. He gave it to us before he took off from Peru. He sent it to our database in California, but he specifically told us not to show it to you. We are very sorry, but we really thank all you folks who have been following along with our chase after Bunny. Stay tuned for our next Helpful Hint of the Day!
Signed,
The BNT
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We are indeed very, very sorry that we have taken so long to post. But now we're back, and with interesting news. Supposedly Bunny has already been to Colorado, made his speech, and has gone on to do his Food Drive in Kansas that he was planning. But we were too late: Bunny had already finished his Food Drive.
If you're wondering why we have taken so long to post and why we keep missing Bunny, we'll tell you why. We admit now that our writers are rather lazy and most of our writers have completely forgotten about Bunny and our off doing other things. Also, as you may have noticed, our photographers have pretty much given up on taking pictures because there is no Bunny to take pictures of.
We're currently trying to find out what Bunny is up to and will get back to you later. But first, before we sign off, we'd like to say that we have Bunny's speech that he made in Colorado. He gave it to us before he took off from Peru. He sent it to our database in California, but he specifically told us not to show it to you. We are very sorry, but we really thank all you folks who have been following along with our chase after Bunny. Stay tuned for our next Helpful Hint of the Day!
Signed,
The BNT
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Where is Bunny Headed Next? Part Three
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We are very sorry for having taken so long to post, but our laptop is now broken, so we had to wait to get back to California before we could post again. Yes, back to California. It turns out that our presumption that Bunny was in Perú is correct, but not that he is. When we arrived in Perú, we discovered that Bunny had already left. So we questioned the people there and discovered that he was headed for Colorado to make a speech on Global Warming.
So after our first discovery, we discovered that our laptop was broken, so we headed back to California. When there we researched a few things before making today's post. Such as where in Colorado Bunny is heading. We found out that it is in Denver, not surprisingly. So now we are heading by airplane to Denver, Colorado, in hopes that we can see Bunny's speech for ourselves. We believe that we may have finally caught up with Bunny once and for all!
And by the way, we hope that this post has answered our latest commenter's question as to why Bunny was in Perú. Because it turns out that Bunny wasn't in Perú for very long. So, if you are reading this post and have any questions, they will be gladly answered in the next post. Note that it will not necessarily be tomorrow.
Signed,
The Bunny News Team
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We are very sorry for having taken so long to post, but our laptop is now broken, so we had to wait to get back to California before we could post again. Yes, back to California. It turns out that our presumption that Bunny was in Perú is correct, but not that he is. When we arrived in Perú, we discovered that Bunny had already left. So we questioned the people there and discovered that he was headed for Colorado to make a speech on Global Warming.
So after our first discovery, we discovered that our laptop was broken, so we headed back to California. When there we researched a few things before making today's post. Such as where in Colorado Bunny is heading. We found out that it is in Denver, not surprisingly. So now we are heading by airplane to Denver, Colorado, in hopes that we can see Bunny's speech for ourselves. We believe that we may have finally caught up with Bunny once and for all!
And by the way, we hope that this post has answered our latest commenter's question as to why Bunny was in Perú. Because it turns out that Bunny wasn't in Perú for very long. So, if you are reading this post and have any questions, they will be gladly answered in the next post. Note that it will not necessarily be tomorrow.
Signed,
The Bunny News Team
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Friday, April 11, 2008
Where is Bunny Headed Next? Part Two
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Thanks to our loyal researchers, we have come up with a few helpful facts. First of all, we believe that Bunny is still in South America handing out food, as we slightly suspected. And not only that, we have also found out where in South America Bunny is. Bunny is currently in Perú. We are currently flying towards Perú in search of Bunny, in the hopes that our assumptions are correct.
Now, before we sign off, there are a few more things we need to tell you. For one, when we get to Perú, if Bunny is there, we will question him quite a bit, for the sake of you readers. But, any information we receive from him will go in tomorrow's post.
Although there is another thing that we know for sure: Bunny is certainly the only one who we can vote for, because both Ong and Yerzy have dropped out of the race.
Note: Helpful hint of the day will be posted directly after the making of this post.
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Signed,
The Bunny News Team
Thanks to our loyal researchers, we have come up with a few helpful facts. First of all, we believe that Bunny is still in South America handing out food, as we slightly suspected. And not only that, we have also found out where in South America Bunny is. Bunny is currently in Perú. We are currently flying towards Perú in search of Bunny, in the hopes that our assumptions are correct.
Now, before we sign off, there are a few more things we need to tell you. For one, when we get to Perú, if Bunny is there, we will question him quite a bit, for the sake of you readers. But, any information we receive from him will go in tomorrow's post.
Although there is another thing that we know for sure: Bunny is certainly the only one who we can vote for, because both Ong and Yerzy have dropped out of the race.
Note: Helpful hint of the day will be posted directly after the making of this post.
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Signed,
The Bunny News Team
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Where is Bunny Headed Next?
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As you may know, if you read the last post, Bunny arrived in South America around a month ago. Note: One thing we forgot to tell you in the last post was exactly where in South America Bunny visited. To tell you the truth, we honestly have no idea. The only thing we know is that he finally got there.
Anyways, now that we are done speaking of yesterday's post, on to today. It is said that Bunny has gone off to Hawaii for a break from all his work for a time, but it is also thought by some that he is is still in South America, hiding out somewhere and making toast for the poor and homeless still. But that is not very likely to be true.
Currently, we are tracking down where Bunny is headed and where he currently is. We hope to get back to you tomorrow, possibly, with more information on Bunny's whereabouts. Every day we get a little closer to Bunny, thanks to our loyal photographers, journalists, and the likes.
Again, we hope to get back to you tomorrow with more information.
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Signed,
The Bunny News Team
As you may know, if you read the last post, Bunny arrived in South America around a month ago. Note: One thing we forgot to tell you in the last post was exactly where in South America Bunny visited. To tell you the truth, we honestly have no idea. The only thing we know is that he finally got there.
Anyways, now that we are done speaking of yesterday's post, on to today. It is said that Bunny has gone off to Hawaii for a break from all his work for a time, but it is also thought by some that he is is still in South America, hiding out somewhere and making toast for the poor and homeless still. But that is not very likely to be true.
Currently, we are tracking down where Bunny is headed and where he currently is. We hope to get back to you tomorrow, possibly, with more information on Bunny's whereabouts. Every day we get a little closer to Bunny, thanks to our loyal photographers, journalists, and the likes.
Again, we hope to get back to you tomorrow with more information.
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Signed,
The Bunny News Team
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Bunny Spotted in South America
..........................................................................................................................................................................After much traveling and a few stalls along the way, Bunny has finally arrived in South America to hand out food to the homeless and the poor there. Except the difference between now and back when Bunny gave food to the people in New Orleans, he is giving away waffles, rather than pancakes. The picture above specifically shows Bunny handing out waffles to the homeless in South America.
Since it has taken so long to reach South America, and since it has been so long since we have last checked up on Bunny HQ, we had trouble finding this picture of Bunny, because most people have completely forgotten about the campaign. We had one loyal photographer, however, who had managed to follow Bunny on his long and perilous journey to South America. It also took quite some time to actually find out that Bunny had really finally visited South America.
We approximate that Bunny visited South America around a month ago. We ourselves have not been fully paying attention to the campaign, and we apologize for that. But, now we find that it is rumored that Bunny is headed for somewhere else, also for a food drive. We currently have no idea where he is headed, but we will inform you of where he is headed later on.
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Signed,
The Bunny News Team
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Col. Bunny
In addition to his many other favorable attributes, Bunny also has one thing none of the other candidates can claim: a distinguished military record. He served his country overseas in multiple conflicts, sustaining a wound in combat. Later, he led a battalion of troops, and was eventually discharged honorably. This experience has uniquely prepared Bunny for the position of leading the free world.
Here we see Bunny risking his life to assist his fellow soldier in the face of the enemy:
We here at Bunny HQ salute all Bunny's fellow veterans on this Veteran's Day.
- MIHB -
Here we see Bunny risking his life to assist his fellow soldier in the face of the enemy:
We here at Bunny HQ salute all Bunny's fellow veterans on this Veteran's Day.
- MIHB -
Friday, November 9, 2007
UPDATE ON FREEDOM OF SPEECH
The comment mentioned in this post has not only been deleted but flagged as "offensive" by the Yerzy campaign. Come on guys? How low can you go? We might understand if you deleted because you didn't want it on your website, but lying in an attempt to cover it up?
As close to the original text as possible (due to memory):
"If you want a candidate that doesn't stupe to mudslinging, vote bunny today!
http://bunny08.blogspot.com"
- Bunny's Office of Truth
As close to the original text as possible (due to memory):
"If you want a candidate that doesn't stupe to mudslinging, vote bunny today!
http://bunny08.blogspot.com"
- Bunny's Office of Truth
Freedom of Speech?
In recent times one fact has become obvious to us here at Bunny HQ. While this may come as a shocker to our readers, it is in fact, fact. Do not panic, do not fall out of your chair like I know you will do. Ok, so maybe telling you not to fall out of your chair won't actually do anything, so lets get to the point.
Bunny is now the only candidate who supports Freedom of Speech.
Yes, that tenet of American freedom, the basis for our liberties, and the fact that has made America the awesomest nation in world is not supported by either candidate.
How do we know this? Let us examine the policies of the other two candidates.
Daniel Ong has openly come out and clearly stated that he does not support Freedom of Speech. Nuff said. Apparently he's stealing his self-proclaimed awsomeness from America.
Chris Yerzy on the other hand, is not quite so obvious about it. Recently, one of Bunny's many fans has posted a helpful comment guiding a concerned reader to our blog in order to show them Bunny's integrity and honor. This comment was deleted. Clearly Mr. Yerzy doesn't support Freedom of Speech anymore than Mr. Ong.
All the more reason to vote for Bunny.
-Bunny's Office of Truth
Bunny is now the only candidate who supports Freedom of Speech.
Yes, that tenet of American freedom, the basis for our liberties, and the fact that has made America the awesomest nation in world is not supported by either candidate.
How do we know this? Let us examine the policies of the other two candidates.
Daniel Ong has openly come out and clearly stated that he does not support Freedom of Speech. Nuff said. Apparently he's stealing his self-proclaimed awsomeness from America.
Chris Yerzy on the other hand, is not quite so obvious about it. Recently, one of Bunny's many fans has posted a helpful comment guiding a concerned reader to our blog in order to show them Bunny's integrity and honor. This comment was deleted. Clearly Mr. Yerzy doesn't support Freedom of Speech anymore than Mr. Ong.
All the more reason to vote for Bunny.
-Bunny's Office of Truth
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Proof of Cheating
......................................................................................In case you haven't noticed, a couple of the Pictures in Daniel Ong's blog clearly show photo shopping; Two pictures show Arnold Schwarzenegger standing at the podium with Daniel Ong at his side.
You can tell by the white outlining of Daniel Ong and Arnold Schwarzenegger in those pictures that it is photo shopping. That is our evidence. And you may also note that in the top picture Arnold would never go to the podium like that.
The reason we tell you this? To warn you.
Signed,
The Bunny News Team
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? Questions ?
If you have any questions for Bunny, please email them to the following email address:
bunnysecretary@gmail.com
Thank you
Signed,
The Bunny News Team
bunnysecretary@gmail.com
Thank you
Signed,
The Bunny News Team
Bunny Announces First Endorsement
Bunny has recently announced a new policy shift for his administration. A humor blog read daily by many members of his party will receive his official endorsement.
The Blog, Funny Class Notes, has been Bunny's favorite humor blog for quite a long time now. If Bunny is elected, the blog will receive $500 towards its goal of overtaking Daily Kos.
Signed,
Bunny's Chief of Staff
The Blog, Funny Class Notes, has been Bunny's favorite humor blog for quite a long time now. If Bunny is elected, the blog will receive $500 towards its goal of overtaking Daily Kos.
Signed,
Bunny's Chief of Staff
Big think tanks support Bunny
THE CAPITAL--As of today the FANAORS,FAERIE,FAEREOU,FAERI,FAHFKE,FAWEKJE,FAERKJAH, and the prestigious FAWER organizations have come out in support of Bunny in the upcoming election.
Their support comes as no surprise to Bunny and his associates because they know that in the end MIHB (Morality! Integrity! Honor! Bunny!) will win.
The latest real time polling data which unlike some other polls can be seen on the site puts the Integrity and Honor of Bunny above Ignorance and bad-mouthing.
The MIHB press
Their support comes as no surprise to Bunny and his associates because they know that in the end MIHB (Morality! Integrity! Honor! Bunny!) will win.
The latest real time polling data which unlike some other polls can be seen on the site puts the Integrity and Honor of Bunny above Ignorance and bad-mouthing.
The MIHB press
"Bumber" Stickers and Sleazeballs
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Let it be known that Daniel Ong charges too much for their "bumber" stickers... What is a "bumber" sticker anyway? I know what a bumper sticker is, but not a bumber sticker. The cost per "bumber" sticker: a $10,000 donation. Let it also be known that Daniel Ong's staff has also called the people of America sleazeballs!
Signed,
Bunny News Team
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Let it be known that Daniel Ong charges too much for their "bumber" stickers... What is a "bumber" sticker anyway? I know what a bumper sticker is, but not a bumber sticker. The cost per "bumber" sticker: a $10,000 donation. Let it also be known that Daniel Ong's staff has also called the people of America sleazeballs!
Signed,
Bunny News Team
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Bunny Gets Official Seal
In order to promote the general awesomeness, Bunny has adopted a new personal seal. Look for this seal on all of Bunny's official announcements, decisions, and press releases. If you don't see this seal on one of those, it's not legitimate.
The Seal:
Specifically, posts with the following labels are not legitimate without the seal:
Policies, Announcements, Official Decisions, and Press Releases.
Signed,
Bunny HQ Support Team
The Seal:
Specifically, posts with the following labels are not legitimate without the seal:
Policies, Announcements, Official Decisions, and Press Releases.
Signed,
Bunny HQ Support Team
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